You saw the signs. You stayed anyway. At least it smells good.
Red Flag No. 1
Peachy. Sweet. A little bold. Exactly the kind of thing you say yes to without thinking it through.
Red Flag No. 2
It's 11:47pm. You already know what this is. The scent matches the energy.
Red Flag No. 3
Two words. No punctuation. No context. You already responded before you finished reading it.
Red Flag No. 4
Confident about it though. You have to give him that. The scent is better than the subject matter.
Red Flag No. 5
It was definitely you. But this smells too good to be mad about it.
Red Flag No. 6
Sure she is. Melt this and process accordingly.
Red Flag No. 7
He sent you this link in February. Unprompted. Red flag or not, the scent is actually incredible.
Red Flag No. 8
Another one is in the works. You'll know it when you see it.
Coming SoonFor the ones who actually have their life together. Mostly.
Green Flag No. 1
Something good is coming. No drama attached.
Coming SoonGreen Flag No. 2
Something good is coming. No drama attached.
Coming SoonGreen Flag No. 3
Something good is coming. No drama attached.
Coming SoonGreen Flag No. 4
Something good is coming. No drama attached.
Coming SoonGreen Flag No. 5
Something good is coming. No drama attached.
Coming SoonGreen Flag No. 6
Something good is coming. No drama attached.
Coming SoonGreen Flag No. 7
Something good is coming. No drama attached.
Coming SoonGreen Flag No. 8
Something good is coming. No drama attached.
Coming SoonGreen Flag No. 9
Something good is coming. No drama attached.
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